#3 Fury Here

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Oh, me? It's my turn? Oh gosh, what to say. A little about myself? OK. I am a giant. Huge. Enormous. All other horses come up to my knees. I don't know why I grew so much, maybe it's the Belgian Draft in me, or maybe I'm part Nessie?

Charm here. OH MY GOSH! FURY IS AN IRISH MONSTER? HUMAN!!!!!

I love messing with Charm. All day long. It's just so ... easy. Perhaps thats the Shetland blood in me. Yes, I am half Belgian and half Shetland. Huge head. Short legs. Hairy feet. Can pull a house. Crafty, naughty, strong and smart. Bring it.

HUMAN NETTIE IS GOING TO EAT ME HELP!!!! I'VE FALLEN IN THE DUST BOWL, HELP!!!!

Charm you look like an upside down turtle with flailing spider legs. Get a grip, slow down, roll on your side and get up. There ya go. Fury is a horse. Not the Loch Ness Monster. Nessie lives in your water tank, remember? Oh gosh why did I remind her of that?

FURY AND NETTIE LIVE IN MY WATER TANK? I'm never drinking again. Call Dr Page. It's going to be a long night. I'm also going to randomly start eating Dannys tail just to add drama on top of drama.

My tail? Get away from me you Drama Queen. Go eat hay. Frankie and I are enjoying a quiet morning staring at the field. Hopefully Human will open the gate soon and let us gorge on dead grass all day. You can do your normal tail flagging circles at Mach 3 while we calmly eat.

Fury here. How did Charm manage to make this all about her?