#4 Danny Here
I'm Danny. Miniature Horse. I try to be serious like Frankie but, well, Human calls me the class clown. I'm only allowed to do therapy work outside as sometimes I get so excited I do this weird mouth thing and I have to move my legs when I do it. It all goes together. I can't just do the mouth thing and NOT move my legs, it plain and simple just won't work. If I'm outside then my legs won't get caught in all those fancy hospital hoses I'm not allowed to step on. Plus the mouth thing is loud and weird and only kids appreciate it. It kinda sounds like a dragon breathing, involves my head flying backwards and sideways with my tongue hanging out and ...
DANNY IS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER TOO! I AM SURROUNDED! HUMAN HELP! HUMAN LOOK AT YOUR TV, I'M IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA SPAZZING! GET DOWN HERE! HUMAN IT'S CHARM! HELP!
Charm - for Petes Sake. Put your tail down, stop running in circles and stop .... oh no. You are in big trouble now. I'm going back to the house. You are on your own Drama Queen.
CHARM!!! You just POOPED IN THE DUST BOWL! I'm going to go all dominant chestnut mare on you! I am a pinto. I'm half chestnut mare and ALL business! I run this show! I am Her Royal Majesty the Queen Highest of Maintenance otherwise known as Frankie! It's all in the name! Charm? Where did you go?
Shhh. While Boss Mare was ranting I became invisible. You can't see me. I'm against the white barn. I'm white. I haven't taken a poopy dust bath in some time so you can't see me. Shhhh.
OK back to me. Danny. This was supposed to be MY post. All about ME. Danny. See what I have to live with? Mares. If I didn't come up to Fury's knees I would so go bunk with him. Human says he might step on me if he forgot to look down, so we can only visit over the fence. Watch this. I'm going to do my mouth thing and make Charm un-invisible.
Human here. Danny. Put a cork in it. Charm has exceeded her normal 438 spazzes before 10 am ... it's only 8:30. I have to work. Can you please go back to staring at the field with Frankie? I'll let you go eat dead grass at lunch.